Protecting my Brainmeats

I will respond to the other bike related comments later, but since so many of you asked, yes I have (and wear) a helmet. The thought of a severe brain injury scares me much more than the thought of any other catastrophic injury that could happen to me, and given my history with catastrophic injuries that's saying quite a lot.

So, I'm glad you're all so concerned about my brainmeats, but I do have it covered. Unless you're all actually zombies, just wanting me to keep my brainmeats fresh until you can come dine on them, in which case I'm probably screwed.